Here's something I get all the time... "You sleep in a box?!"
Yes. I do sleep in a box.
| All
about my box |
| Demotions: |
8'x3.5'x3.5' |
| Construction: |
2x4" for structural support, 1/2" plywood
for sides, top and door, 3" drywall screws |
| Aprox. cost: |
$60 |
| Accessories: |
Variable speed exhaust fan, light (a fluorescent black-light),
small auxiliary fan, alarm clock, single wide cot, 7 layers
of blankets |
| Aesthetics: |
The entire box is painted flat black for a neutral appearance.
The inside is splattered with fluorescent paint, that
under the black light gives a very surreal feeling when
inside. |
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This is a view from the rear of the
inside. To the front right is the entrence. Visibal
directly in front are the fan, black light, rope light dimmer
and exaust fan control. Click
the picture for a larger image. |
| 10/21/2005
- Due to the large number of requests I get for them, I've
made blue-prints for my box.
12/16/2005 - Since the blueprints
for my box are two dimensional, I thought a 3d model might help
to display the box a little better. This model is drawn
in the open source Blender
3d, and you'll need Blender installed to view the model.
This is my first 3d project ever, and I still haven't figured
out how to texture objects, so this model is very primitive.
There are 10 layers in the model, placed in chronological construction
order.
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Purpose:
My box is a multipurpose device.
It serves as a quiet, dark, warm sleeping quarters as well as my
primary work bench. The table top is 4'x8' 1/2" plywood
supported by a solid 2x4 frame. I'm not sure of the exact
load the box can support, but previous boxes I've constructed held
hundreds of pounds in the form of aquarium full of water.
So the work bench can handle whatever I decided I'm working on.
Presently, my work bench holds the Dragon Server array.

This is part of my box bench. You can
see some of the Dragon server array on top, with the box door.
And yes, that is a door mat in front of the entrance :)
Click the image for a larger picture. |
But why do you sleep in a box?!
When I first moved out on my own, I moved into
a one bedroom place with 6 other room mates. We all slept
in the living room in various corners. Space was tight, everyone
was up at different hours, and we could sleep as many as 12 people
in that place.
I am a very, very picky sleeper. The slightest
noise wakes me and any light at all bothers me. With so many
room mates, and being an all-hours kind of person, sleep came when
I had time to do it.
The answer to a lot of questions was solved with
the creation of "the box". I created a dark,
slightly more quiet sleeping quarters while also creating space
for someone to sleep above me. It also gave me an area of
privacy as the box does fit two people.
I'm am not in the least bit claustrophobia.
In fact, I'm quite the opposite -- I liked small spaces. I
cram myself anywhere I can find room. The box is an amassing
scene of security. Small and safe.
I've build and slept in 3 boxes for the past
9 years. The 3rd incarnation of my box, naturally, is the
best design I've created yet. The door has always been an
issue when building the box because that is where most of the light
comes in. This door design uses a sliding pease of 1/2"
plywood that when closed does an amassing job of eliminating light.
It also slides open and closed very easily, which was not the case
on my 2nd box.

Click the image for a larger picture.
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Isn't sleeping in a box like sleeping in a coffin?
Are you some sort of vampire?
Well, it's possible sleeping in a box
is like sleeping in a coffin. I've slept in a coffin before
(my room mate sleeps in a coffin) and it's kind of the same-- only
the coffin is smaller and less ventilated. Does this make
me a vampire? I don't think so-- I still walk in daylight
and I have no craving to drink blood. I don't sleep in a box
or the coffin because I wanted to be a vampire.
Why did I sleep in a coffin? My room mate has
one, it was there, and I thought I'd see how comfortable it was.
Is my room mate a vampire? No. He's used a coffin for
his bed for a long, long time now. It was acquired ('cuz who
can turn down getting a coffin for free?) and had to be put to use
('cuz we didn't have enough space for useless items). So,
he figured, why not use it as a bed? And a bed it's been for
the better part of 6 years.
Don't you want a normal bed?
No. Not really. The mattress
in my box is a foam cot with two additional layers of foam padding
on it. It's really comfortable actually. Beds are fine
and all, but the lighting thing really bothers me being on a normal
bed. Even when I tapped off the windows in my room, lights
from LEDs on my computer were enough to bother me.

Lisa and I relaxing in the box. |
Your sleeping box fits two people?!
There has been some discussion about my sleeping box
fitting two people. Yes, two people can sleep in the box together.
It's very close and one can't really sleep facing opposite the other.
However, if you like to lay side by side, one with their arm around
the other (often called spooning, although that term is typically
sexual in nature), then the box is quite nice. I'm a sucker
for a good cuddle, so if it's not a person I have my arm around,
it's a pillow. |